Chief Dina McPhail addresses her robot crew members, accompanied by Dr Zoe Scope. The robots look a little uneasy. Translation notes for non-Glaswegians follow. Dina is from Glasgow, a descendent of a whole line of McPhail ship's engineers. For those of you unacquainted with Glaswegian Scots, here is a little glossary. Dinna Do not Oany Any Fear Be afraid of Sae So Thon The third version of "this" and "that," used here to mean "the" with the context of a topical subject, not exactly translatable into English A I Youse Plural of ye, English you Doonloadit Downloaded Ur Are Intae Into Canna Cannot Yer Your Aye Yes Hae Have Tae To Nae No Oan on Findin Finding Noo Now Chargin Charging Huvnae Have not Gang Go Aheid Ahead NEXT EPISODE>>
The adventures of the Science Research Vessel Magpie in its unending quest to expand the frontiers of knowledge with the minimum of official support.